Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk.
Seeing that she didn´t back off he asked her name.
”Carmen,” she replied.
”That´s a nice name,” he said warming up the conversation, ”Who named you, your mother?”
”No, I named myself.”, she answered.
”Oh, that´s interesting, why Carmen?”
”Beacause I like cars, and I like men,” she said looking directly into his eyes. ”What´s your name?”
After a short break, Uncle George responded: ”Beerfuck.”